stupid questions

sometimes i just get funny phone calls during work which i'm helping out with one girl from another dept and all are noobs... here's a few situation to entertain you all...

me : hello
mr. Z : hello, yes .. i'll like to ask about this course. ...bla bla bla....
me : ok
mr. Z : can you send me the registration form?
me: ok. your email pls.
mr. Z: bla bla bla.... you send me the form ah .. coz i need to fill in you see...
me: -__-

i send you form of course to fill in lah...if not, you use it to wipe your ass ah!

me: hello
mr. Y: ya.. i'll like to ask when is this course date.
me : on this this date.
mr. Y: ok. thanks..

after 5 minutes call back again

mr. Y: sorry...which form do i need to give you?
me: all that i've sent you.
mr. Y: is this this form with bla bla bla bla..
me: where you get that form? we don't have such form.
mr. Y : oh is it... hmmm..ahhhh... ehhhh...
me : i'll send you again. can i have your email or fax?
mr. Y : errrrrr...... email...emaill... don't have ah.... ah..but i got fax!

wtf ! tiu....

mr. X : hello... i'm from the ex-Navy and i have 10 years experience.... bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...
me : so? you're calling to ... ??

wth! call to brag ah..... tiu nia ma...

mr. W : hi... after the course i can take the exam rite?
me: yes.
mr. W : How's the exam like?
me: i don't know. never sit for the exam before.
mr. W: can i pass?
me: ...... (feel like telling him... i'm not a fortune teller)

....weird ppl...

mr. A : excuse me, can you speak chinese?
me: yes
mr.A : is the course conducted in chinese?
me: no
mr. A: then how can i understand? can check dictionary?
me: ......

that's your freaking business NOOB !!

mr. B: do i need experience to attend this course?
me: yes. you need to...
mr. B: ooh..but i don't have.
me: then you can't.
mr. B: why you all need experience?
me: coz ..bla bla bla...
mr. B: but i don't have that experience
me: that's why i said you can't attend!
mr. B: ooh..i can't attend ah...... coz i don't have experience... ?
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blood boiling ...puke blood ...